A BATCH OF INSIDE JOKES AND RANDOM STUPIDITIES(some of which I'll sort of explain)
Pet Gouda:
Why is there a box in the refrigerator with air holes? My god It's a pet Gouda.
Pet Gouda (the sequel):
Do you want a piece of Gouda? Do I look like a cannibal?!
Pet Gouda (the sequel's sequel):
You killed the son of the pet Gouda!!!
Quasimodo of the Light Loft
(I think only about 4 know about this one and it will stay that way)
I fell on a cold, sharp, hard, branding iron.
(Even less know about this one)
It's surprisingly well lit down there.
The scaffold tried to kill me
Do you want to frolic with the polar bears?
You have desecrated the sacred bi-bubble…Where's the citrafresh?
I can't find the friggin' citrafresh.
Do you really want to know why I'm parading about school with a Tinky Winky?
Well you see I was wrestling with her on the bed and then it flew away from the wall, and we fell and then the alien tried to choke her…and I think I broke a rib. (Later turned into an epic poem by Alison's World Literature class which really had Yaeger thinking she was crazy.)
Gummi bears? Yes gummi bears. Are you positive? Yes
I went out with her for a whole month and we haven't been in one squirrel. Gee Frankie ya better stay out of squirrels.
My God the glucose is smoking!!!
Work together we can overthrow him.
Throw the chalk…Throw the chalk…Mr. Finkle she threw chalk at me
I think I have a chemical imbalance…Where are you going with this?…I don't know, for god's sake I don't know.
Keep her away from the camcorder.
Liz in bondage
What did you do in school today? I precipitated a pen
Boys like makeup
Well Mike gave Ben woman's underwear. But boys like that
Ooh I can star in a porn movie as psychodyke and...(I am not the one who said this...it was Mike)
The "specialty" magazine
(I found it on the floor of the stage and we had fun with it for awhile. Mr. Walsh thought all magazines were specialty magazines and banned them all from stage crew)